Monkey's Blood!

Just been out for the day with Mrs C, and bought her a 99 cornet (no expense spared with me you know!).
Mr Whippy (for 'twas the man himself) asked "Do you want sauce on that?"
Mrs C replied "Sauce?!! I want monkey's blood!"

It was always called monkey's blood when I was a kid - is the raspberry juice not known as that anymore? Or is that just a Geordie thing? It always sounds better in a Geordie accent any way - go on, give it a go - pretend you're Ant or Dec and say 'monkey's blood'. It just puts a grin on your face!

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STAR WARS FACT

Peter Mayhew who played Chewbacca and Kenny Baker who played R2 D2 didn't get on. You might say they didn't see eye to eye

Tele Heckle

Watching some fat freakshow on Channel 4 the other day I couldn't resist an outburst;

Fat Lass on tele; "Diets don't work for me, if someone offered me a gastric band on a plate...
Me; "YOU'D EAT IT!"

A little doodle I was quite chuffed with ... Hellboy, if you don't recognise it