Saturday 21 April 2012
Thursday 12 April 2012
Monday 31 August 2009
Monkey's Blood!
Just been out for the day with Mrs C, and bought her a 99 cornet (no expense spared with me you know!).
Mr Whippy (for 'twas the man himself) asked "Do you want sauce on that?"
Mrs C replied "Sauce?!! I want monkey's blood!"
It was always called monkey's blood when I was a kid - is the raspberry juice not known as that anymore? Or is that just a Geordie thing? It always sounds better in a Geordie accent any way - go on, give it a go - pretend you're Ant or Dec and say 'monkey's blood'. It just puts a grin on your face!
Mr Whippy (for 'twas the man himself) asked "Do you want sauce on that?"
Mrs C replied "Sauce?!! I want monkey's blood!"
It was always called monkey's blood when I was a kid - is the raspberry juice not known as that anymore? Or is that just a Geordie thing? It always sounds better in a Geordie accent any way - go on, give it a go - pretend you're Ant or Dec and say 'monkey's blood'. It just puts a grin on your face!
Sunday 10 May 2009
PARAGON 4 OUT NOW!!
PARAGON 4 is here, and GANESH is back! This time he's brought his gang! To fight Crab Men from Space!
Also features We're On Our Way To Wembley - Six geordies, one bus, lots of beer, and a whole load of trouble!
And Undertow returns to ask; Just how do you kill a man who is already dead?
Not to mention Buster Crabbe!
From the small press talents of Paul Harrison Davies (TOXIC!), Stephen Prestwood (Hardboiled Hitler), Steven Denton (Massacre for Boys) and the Emperor!
For three shiny pound coins you can have 32 pages of small press brilliance
Thursday 7 May 2009
STAR WARS FACT
Peter Mayhew who played Chewbacca and Kenny Baker who played R2 D2 didn't get on. You might say they didn't see eye to eye
Thursday 23 April 2009
Tele Heckle
Watching some fat freakshow on Channel 4 the other day I couldn't resist an outburst;
Fat Lass on tele; "Diets don't work for me, if someone offered me a gastric band on a plate...
Me; "YOU'D EAT IT!"
Fat Lass on tele; "Diets don't work for me, if someone offered me a gastric band on a plate...
Me; "YOU'D EAT IT!"
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