My Missus has orange prepay on speed dial on her mobile. How lazy do you have to be to not want to dial 453?!!
She said `It's just easier - my balance on my phone on speed dial 2. Joanne's on speed dial 5...'
So where am I?
`You're on 9. It's alphabetical - 2 is b for balance. 5 is J for Joanne"
So how come I'm 9? Am I soon to be X husband?!!